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221b-baker-street-is-sherlocked: ishipanythingthatbreathes: curlyboff: jazzehful: queen-moriarty: sweetlikethesixties: ivyandg0ld: IT DOESN’T STOP I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET ANY CRACKIER EVERYBODY GO HOME THIS POST HAS WON EVERYTHING NOT MY DIVISION. Jimmy is an average kid,That no-one understands,Mum and Dad and Sebby,Always ruining his plans. Doom and gloom up in his room,Is blown up instantly,by these tiny little prickswho ruin his every wishCos in reality,  They are his odd JohnlockReally odd Johnlock“Crimes and ham” “Get off my Jam” Gay Johnlock, very gay JohnlockHe’s gonna make you, make you fall now,  Greg’s head, cabbie’s dead, John loves Jam on bread,He’s a fake, Mycroft’s cake,  what bomb should I make, Gay Johnlock, very gay JohnlockIt’ll be a pain unless you maimThe very gay Johnlock! “Borrrrrring!”  OMFG, IT’S CANON. ajfkldhgsfkjh ^^ PERFECTION. kjadskf

221b-baker-street-is-sherlocked:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

curlyboff:

jazzehful:

queen-moriarty:

sweetlikethesixties:

ivyandg0ld:

IT DOESN’T STOP

I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET ANY CRACKIER

EVERYBODY GO HOME

THIS POST HAS WON EVERYTHING

NOT MY DIVISION.

Jimmy is an average kid,
That no-one understands,
Mum and Dad and Sebby,
Always ruining his plans.

Doom and gloom up
in his room,
Is blown up instantly,
by these tiny little pricks
who ruin his every wish
Cos in reality, 

They are his odd Johnlock
Really odd Johnlock
“Crimes and ham”
“Get off my Jam”

Gay Johnlock, very gay Johnlock
He’s gonna make you, make you fall now, 

Greg’s head, cabbie’s dead, John loves Jam on bread,
He’s a fake, Mycroft’s cake,  what bomb should I make,

Gay Johnlock, very gay Johnlock
It’ll be a pain unless you maim
The very gay Johnlock!


“Borrrrrring!” 

OMFG, IT’S CANON.

ajfkldhgsfkjh ^^ PERFECTION. kjadskf

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